Carnage Interpreter [Ravnica: Clue Edition]

Carnage Interpreter [Ravnica: Clue Edition]Set: Ravnica: Clue Edition Type: Creature Devil Detective Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B R}{B R} When Carnage Interpreter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then investigate four times. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2 +2 and has menace.

Set: Urza's Destiny Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{U}{U} Enchant creature

Set: Legends Type: Creature — Spawn Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{U}{U}{U} At the beginning of your upkeep

DEX 18 (+4)

Set: Legends Type: Land Rarity: Uncommon Black legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures

Set: Fate Reforged Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{G} Enchant creature

I guess stealth's out of the question

Set: Core Set 2021 Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {W}{W} As Runed Halo enters the battlefield

Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell

choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put X +1/+1 counters on it

Set: Innistrad: Crimson Vow Prerelease Promos Type: Creature — Human Werewolf Rarity: Mythic Cost: {4}{G}{G} Deathtouch

THOUGH HE DOES NEED TO BE REMINDED NOT TO EAT THE CORPSES

"Gaea sings with the voice of nature rampant: a thousand howls